Showing posts with label Mark Twain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Twain. Show all posts

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Mark Twain


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Friday, May 1, 2009

Mark Twain


Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Mark Twain


Sacred cows make great steaks. - Mark Twain

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Mark Twain


There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. - Mark Twain