Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

DD Palmer

Life is the result of the combination of intellectual spirit and Unintelligible matter. - DD Palmer

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Larry Markson, D.C.

It's all in your head. - Larry Markson, D.C.

Monday, April 27, 2009

William Blake

I was angry with my friend:

I told my wrath, my wrath did end.

I was angry with my foe:

I told it not, my wrath did grow. - William Blake

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Billy Crystal

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Friday, April 24, 2009

BJ Palmer

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. - BJ Palmer

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Oscar Wilde

Marality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Thomas Carlyle

All work is as seed sown; it grows and spreads, and sows itself anew. - Thomas Carlyle

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Marcus Aurelius

The universe is change; life is what thinking makes of it. - Marcus Aurelius

Monday, April 20, 2009

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where thee is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Reggie Gold, D.C.

Nature needs no help, just no interference. - Reggie Gold, D.C.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Amala Guha, PhD

Shit is the newspaper of the body. - Amala Guha, PhD

Friday, April 17, 2009

Carmelo Anthony

I believe that you should put the right people around you, people that will not let anything go wrong. - Carmelo Anthony

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Patrick Gentempo, D.C.

Why is it that no one wants to die, but everyone wants to rush through life? Things like fast food equal fast life. - Patrick Gentempo, D.C.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bruce Lee

One does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase bu daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity. - Bruce Lee

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Benjamin Disraeli

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Monday, April 13, 2009

William Of Occam

It is vain to do with more what can be done with less. - William Of Occam

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Gustave Flaubert

Success, as I see it, is a result, not a goal. - Gustave Flaubert

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules fo me, so I did my best to rewrite them. - Bill Cosby

Friday, April 10, 2009

Gordon B. Hinckley

So much of the civil strife and conflict in our society could be ameliorated by a small touvh of mercury. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Willa Cather

Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again. - Willa Cather

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Winston Churchill

A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Wayne Gretsky

I don't skate to where the puck is. I skate to where it's going to be. - Wayne Gretsky

Monday, April 6, 2009

Friedrich Engels

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Dale Carnegie

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor. - Dale Carnegie

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Friday, April 3, 2009

Dalai Lama

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Mike Headlee, D.C.

To be a complete Chiropractor you must embrace the the philosophy, science, and art of Chiropractic. - Mike Headlee, D.C.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

John Keats

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard Are sweeter. - John Keats