Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

DD Palmer

Life is the result of the combination of intellectual spirit and Unintelligible matter. - DD Palmer

Larry Markson, D.C.

It's all in your head. - Larry Markson, D.C.

William Blake

I was angry with my friend:

I told my wrath, my wrath did end.

I was angry with my foe:

I told it not, my wrath did grow. - William Blake

Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Billy Crystal

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

BJ Palmer

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. - BJ Palmer

Oscar Wilde

Marality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Thomas Carlyle

All work is as seed sown; it grows and spreads, and sows itself anew. - Thomas Carlyle

Marcus Aurelius

The universe is change; life is what thinking makes of it. - Marcus Aurelius

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where thee is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reggie Gold, D.C.

Nature needs no help, just no interference. - Reggie Gold, D.C.

Amala Guha, PhD

Shit is the newspaper of the body. - Amala Guha, PhD

Carmelo Anthony

I believe that you should put the right people around you, people that will not let anything go wrong. - Carmelo Anthony

Patrick Gentempo, D.C.

Why is it that no one wants to die, but everyone wants to rush through life? Things like fast food equal fast life. - Patrick Gentempo, D.C.

Bruce Lee

One does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase bu daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity. - Bruce Lee

Benjamin Disraeli

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

William Of Occam

It is vain to do with more what can be done with less. - William Of Occam

Gustave Flaubert

Success, as I see it, is a result, not a goal. - Gustave Flaubert

Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules fo me, so I did my best to rewrite them. - Bill Cosby

Gordon B. Hinckley

So much of the civil strife and conflict in our society could be ameliorated by a small touvh of mercury. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Willa Cather

Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again. - Willa Cather

Winston Churchill

A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill

Wayne Gretsky

I don't skate to where the puck is. I skate to where it's going to be. - Wayne Gretsky

Friedrich Engels

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Dale Carnegie

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor. - Dale Carnegie

Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Dalai Lama

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

Mike Headlee, D.C.

To be a complete Chiropractor you must embrace the the philosophy, science, and art of Chiropractic. - Mike Headlee, D.C.

John Keats

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard Are sweeter. - John Keats